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07.08.2012, 16:03 TS | #8384 (permalink) |
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Grabbed by[Зарегистрироваться?] NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Entraction SB ($119) Hero ($51.13) UTG ($68.89) UTG+1 ($18.50) CO ($15.83) BTN ($52.56) Dealt to Hero Q J fold, fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN raises to $2, SB calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.50, CO calls $1.50 FLOP ($8) Q 9 T SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks TURN ($8) Q 9 T 4 SB bets $6, Hero calls $6, CO folds, BTN folds RIVER ($20) Q 9 T 4 K SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB raises to $50, Hero folds SB wins $38 |
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08.08.2012, 09:57 TS | #8388 (permalink) |
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Hello, mister Mutko! How are you? - Thank you. I am not mister – I am minister Mutko. - Yes, mister Mutko, – so, how are you? - Thank you I said. (пауза…) - Mister Mutko? - Ask me. - Ask you? - You ask – I answer your ask… - Okay… Mister Mutko – I suppose this time Russia is going to show some better results… - Some better… somebetter… sambe… sambe… o! sambo! Yes — we have sambo sports in Russia! - I mean – better results than in Canada… - You are right — Russia is better than Canada. - Okay.. let’s speak about London, about England… - Let’s speak? - Yes, let’s speak. - Let me speak from my heart in English… London is the capital of the English. - Wait! Wait! Mister Mutko! Tell us about your favorite sports. - My favorite sport is batuting. - Batuting? What is batuting? - Jumping. Jumping! Understand? Batut, batut! - O, I see – trampoline! - No «трамплин»! Какой дурак будет на батуте в лыжах прыгать? - So, it’s bouncing on trampoline! - Bouncing… batuting… какая ... разница! - What did you say? - I say – penis no difference… какая ... разница! - You say – tennis? What difference? - Tennis, tennis… Russian tennis women are the best. - You say it! They are charming! - And also bitch. Good bitch. - Who is a bitch? - Bitch volleyball. - Do you mean – beach volleyball? - Ай минет… ай минет… ай минит… тьфу! I mean it… Just a minute! - Well, mister Mutko! And what can you say about water sports? - We like water sports in Russia. And soon you will see our… (смотрит в бумажку) students fucking… - Excuse me… Students fucking? - I mistake it! Of course – academic fucking on Temza river! - Are you crazy? What do you mean? (Снова смотрит в бумажку: «Академическая ебля…тьфу ты! гребля… какой мудак писал это?». Одновременно делает руками характерные жесты гребца на лодке.) - Academic fucking. Academic grebling in canoe… Греблинг, гр....... гребля — understand? - Do you mean – rowing? - I mean what I do. - And you do…? - I do fucking. - Sure? - I guarantee it. - Thank you, mister Mutko! I hope this time Russia will show us the best of academic fucking as well as batuting… or trampoline… or grebling. Penis no difference! |
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08.08.2012, 15:08 TS | #8394 (permalink) |
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Есть вельюбет на ривере?Неизвестный фиш.
Grabbed by[Зарегистрироваться?] NL Holdem $0.20(BB) Replayer SB ($20.95) BB ($19.30) Hero ($22.26) Dealt to Hero K K Hero raises to $0.70, fold, BB calls $0.50 FLOP ($1.50) J Q 5 BB checks, Hero bets $1.20, BB calls $1.20 TURN ($3.90) J Q 5 9 BB checks, Hero bets $2.20, BB calls $2.20 RIVER ($8.30) J Q 5 9 9 BB checks, Hero bets $5, |
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