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Приобрел на бонусные очки 60-тидюймовую плазму. Играю НЛ1000-2000. Банкролл 30,5 бай-инов($6миллионов 100 тысяч).
Вопрос вот в чем: играю теперь 30 столов. Как вы пользуетесь остатком полбайина? Докупаетесь на них там где полно прушной рыбы, типа Негру, Айви и прочих, или там где вам прет,но сосед по столу все время берет в долг? Открываете дополнительно стол 500-1000 на бабушкином черно-белом телевизоре или МакДональдс на Камчатке?

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Катаю НЛ100. Играю в ноль. Как только перехожу на НЛ5К и играю лучшую свою игру - переезды за переездами. Иду на микролимит 0,000001-0,0000002 - играю все карты подряд рэйзами и поднимаю на всем подряд 113птбб/100.
В подтверждение вот(это НЕ ФОТОШОП, а реальные данные,кстати):


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (8 handed)

CO ($4.90)
Button ($3.72)
SB ($6.62)
BB ($4.42)
UTG ($4.96)
UTG+1 ($2.99)
Villain ($2.89)
MP2 ($4.35)

Preflop: Villain is MP1 with 4:s:, 3:s:.
UTG calls $0.04, UTG+1 calls $0.04, Villain calls $0.04, MP2 raises to $0.08, 2 folds, SB raises to $0.12, BB calls $0.08, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.08, Villain calls $0.08, MP2 raises to $0.16, SB calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG+1 calls $0.04, Villain calls $0.04.
Villain:Idiots - I will win this pot anyway, this is not FIX LIMIT!

Flop: ($0.84) 7:s:, 8:h:, Q:s:(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Villain calls $2.89 (All-In), MP2 calls $2.73, SB calls $2.73, BB calls $2.73, UTG+1 folds.
Villain:I am serious!

Turn: ($11.92) K:s:(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks.

River: ($11.92) K:c:(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
SB bets $0.08, BB calls $0.08, MP2 calls $4.35 (All-In), SB calls $1.38, BB calls $1.38.

Final Pot: $19.19

Results in white below:
SB has Qd Ac (two pair, kings and queens).
BB has Js Jh (two pair, kings and jacks).
Villain has 4s 3s (flush, king high).
MP2 has Kd Ad (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Villain wins $11.76. MP2 wins $4.54. SB wins $2.88.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed)

UTG+1 ($4.96)
MP1 ($2.06)
MP2 ($4.13)
Villain ($1.96)
CO ($4.88)
Button ($4.32)
SB ($5.14)
BB ($0)
UTG ($2.12)

Preflop: Villain is MP3 with 7:c:, 8:c:. UTG posts a blind of $0.04.
1 fold, MP1 raises to $0.16, 1 fold, Villain calls $0.16, 3 folds, UTG (poster) calls $0.12.

Flop: ($0.50) 6:s:, 9:h:, T:d: (4 players)
UTG bets $0.4, MP1 raises to $0.8, Villain calls $0.80, UTG calls $0.40.

Turn: ($2.90) 7:s:(4 players)</font>
UTG checks, MP1 bets $0.52, Villain calls $1.96 (All-In), UTG calls $2.08 (All-In), MP1 calls $2.06 (All-In).

River: ($9.52) Q:s:(4 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $9.52

Results in white below:
BB has (straight, ten high).
UTG has As Th (one pair, tens).
MP1 has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Villain has 7c 8c (straight, ten high).
Outcome: Villain wins $8.78. MP1 wins $0.73.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed)

SB ($8.99)
BB ($1.92)
Villain ($1.76)
UTG+1 ($1.50)
MP1 ($2.20)
MP2 ($5.16)
MP3 ($3.67)
CO ($0.68)
Button ($2.88)

Preflop: Villain is UTG with 8:c:, 8:h:. Villain posts a blind of $0.04.
UTG+1 calls $0.04, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $0.2, MP3 calls $0.20, 3 folds, Villain (poster) calls $1.72 (All-In), 1 fold, MP2 calls $1.56, MP3 folds.

Flop: ($3.78) 3:c:, K:d:, Q:h:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($3.78) 4:s:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($3.78) K:h:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $3.78

Results in white below:
BB doesn't show.
Villain has 8c 8h (two pair, kings and eights).
MP2 has Tc Ad (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Villain wins $3.70. MP2 wins $0.08.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (10 handed)

BB ($6.05)
UTG ($0.78)
UTG+1 ($2.48)
UTG+2 ($2.96)
MP1 ($5.32)
MP2 ($10.89)
Villain ($2.68)
CO ($3)
Button ($4.58)
SB ($1.29)

Preflop: Villain is MP3 with 9:c:, Q:s:. CO posts a blind of $0.04.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.04, 2 folds, Villain calls $0.04, CO (poster) checks, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.24) 9:h:, 2:c:, Q:h:(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Villain bets $0.4, CO folds, SB calls $0.40, BB folds, UTG+2 folds.

Turn: ($1.04) 5:d: (2 players)
SB checks, Villain bets $1, SB calls $1.27 (All-In).

River: ($3.31) 7:s:(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $3.31

Results in white below:
SB has Jh Th (high card, queen).
Villain has 9c Qs (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: Villain wins $3.31.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (8 handed)

BB ($4.96)
UTG ($2.77)
UTG+1 ($6.02)
MP1 ($4.50)
MP2 ($0.97)
CO ($3.35)
Villain ($1.92)
SB ($5.61)

Preflop: Villain is Button with 8:c:, 8:h:.
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Villain calls $1.92 (All-In), 2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.97 (All-In), CO folds.

Flop: ($3.07) A:c:, 2:s:, 5:h:(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($3.07) T:c:(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($3.07) K:c:(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $3.07

Results in white below:
MP2 has 6h 7s (high card, ace).
Villain has 8c 8h (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Villain wins $3.03.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (7 handed)

CO ($3.72)
Button ($2.27)
SB ($0.07)
BB ($4.92)
UTG ($2.83)
Villain ($11.21)
MP2 ($4.13)

Preflop: Villain is MP1 with A:d:, A:s:.
1 fold, Villain calls $0.04, MP2 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.20) J:s:, 2:s:, 7:c:(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, Villain bets $0.22, MP2 raises to $0.44, CO folds, SB calls $0.05 (All-In), BB folds, Villain calls $0.22.

Turn: ($1.13) 9:h:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
Villain bets $0.33, MP2 raises to $0.66, Villain calls $0.33.

River: ($2.45) T:s:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
Villain bets $0.04, MP2 calls $0.04.

Final Pot: $2.53

Results in white below:
Villain has Ad As (one pair, aces).
MP2 has Jd 5h (one pair, jacks).
SB has Qs 8s (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Villain wins $2.18. SB wins $0.35.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed)

CO ($4.06)
Button ($4.88)
SB ($4.47)
BB ($6.85)
UTG ($2.29)
UTG+1 ($8.33)
Villain ($1.96)
MP2 ($2.96)
MP3 ($11.34)

Preflop: Villain is MP1 with A:s:, 3:s:.
2 folds, Villain calls $0.04, 3 folds, Button raises to $0.16, 2 folds, Villain calls $0.12.

Flop: ($0.38) 9:s:, 8:h:, 9:h:(2 players)</font>
Villain checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($0.38) 6:s:(2 players)</font>
Villain checks, Button checks.

River: ($0.38) 4:s:(2 players)</font>
Villain bets $0.5, Button calls $0.50.

Final Pot: $1.38

Results in white below:
Villain has As 3s (flush, ace high).
Button has Ad Kh (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Villain wins $1.38.



Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (8 handed)

BB ($6.18)
UTG ($6.65)
UTG+1 ($9.71)
MP1 ($3.23)
MP2 ($5.30)
Villain ($1.83)
Button ($4.73)
SB ($1.18)

Preflop: Villain is CO with K:d:, A:d:.
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 raises to $0.16, Villain calls $1.83 (All-In), 1 fold, SB calls $1.16 (All-In), 1 fold, MP1 folds, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($3.25) J:h:, 7:d:, 3:d: (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($3.25) 4:d: (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($3.25) 7:s:(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $3.25

Results in white below:
Villain has Kd Ad (flush, ace high).
SB has 9h As (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Villain wins $3.21.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (10 handed)

BB ($6.65)
UTG ($0.42)
UTG+1 ($2.80)
UTG+2 ($2.29)
MP1 ($5.38)
MP2 ($11.11)
Villain ($1.35)
CO ($6.07)
Button ($0)
SB ($2.29)

Preflop: Villain is MP3 with A:d:, K:d:.
UTG calls $0.04, 3 folds, MP2 calls $0.04, Villain raises to $0.28, 1 fold, SB calls $0.26, 2 folds, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($0.68) K:c:, 3:d:, J:c:(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Villain bets $0.33, SB raises to $1, Villain calls $1.35 (All-In), SB calls $0.07.

Turn: ($3.43) T:s:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($3.43) Q:s:(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $3.43

Results in white below:
SB has 3c 3h (three of a kind, threes).
Villain has Ad Kd (straight, ace high).
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: Villain wins $2.82. SB wins $0.61.


Вопрос к программистам: как обратить процесс "педальки"? Скиньте какой-нить кряк. Можно не самый свежий, ну чтоб хоть НЛ1К грузился как на микролимите. И сообщите свою инфу - ваш труд будет вознагражден.

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