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WSOP: 1st elimination at Harrah's AC ME FT. Manish Patel all-in pre with A-T vs. Matt Waxman's Q-K. 5-Q-Q-2-10 board. Patel out in 9th - $11,073

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TexDolly: Elderly blonde passes a note to husband in church. I just let a silent fart. What can I do? Husband wrote Replace your hearing aid battery.

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JasonMercier: Last one on the plane as usual. Look at all these suckers!!

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WSOP: Recent eliminations @harrahsresort WSOPC ME - Tam Ly -$17,618, Mike Summers-$22,704 and Dave Cubeta $29,685. 4 left, each guaranteed $39,406

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RealKidPoker: Ok so guess what random place in the world I'm in now? I seriously want to miss this flight and stay here! [Зарегистрироваться?]

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phil_hellmuth: More: Coach Keith Smart pointing at me + waving pre-game; halftime w Joe Lacob in his private VIP VIP "Owners room" w bartender + food!

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RealKidPoker: Drinkin' Vodka and V in Fiji as well as a legit Fiji water. Eat and drink bad one last time before reality sets in.

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phil_hellmuth: Highlights: NBA ref Joey Crawford told me he is FAN during a time-out; vendor handed me Lemonade, said "This is my gift to U" made my night!

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phil_hellmuth: Pic: stats sheet, and floor of game. On floor they deliver "Fresh stats" (still hot!) after each quarter ends! [Зарегистрироваться?]

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Andy_Bloch: Trying out Air Display app on my iPad (playing Full Tilt Poker of course). What took me so long to get this app? [Зарегистрироваться?]

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TexDolly: Wish I was in Tampa. I'd have a drink (non alcoholic) with John Racener. Nice guy, but he's gotta learn to not drink and drive.

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WSOPTD: RT @BrokeLivingJRB: In the must move at Aria with Johnny Chan and @MWBinger. br 1.5mil

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WSOPTD: RT @veeRob: @WSOPTD You will see me there sir! What's your credit card number again?

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Dennis_Phillips: Podcast: on my Final Table show, @PPApoker's John Pappas explains what happens to online pros if #ReidBill isn't passed. [Зарегистрироваться?]

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DonkeyBomber: The number of times I drop things is in direct proportion to how much my back hurts. On related note my back hates my stomach.

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GregFBT: Off to LA for a few nites !!! Got my I-Pad and lots of Modern Family ready to watch! Should make for a fast flight!

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WSOPTD: RT @SamChicago: @WSOPTD Thank You, señor!! See you there!!

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WSOPTD: RT @SamChicago: @WSOPTD which Harra's Resort!!??

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WSOPTD: Don't miss a chance to qualify for $10K @WSOP C Regional event - Mega Satellites run through 21st @ 1p & 7p @harrahsresort in Atlantic City!

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WSOPTD: The $10K @WSOP C Regional Champ Event will be televised & final nine also receive seats into the $1MM Nat'l Champ @ Caesars Palace 5/27-29!